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tina-knowles:

my “bestfriend” posted this earlier and it like really bothered me considering I myself have always struggled with writing and she like knows that???? and I also had to see people dismiss my father thoughts and ideas because he suffers from dyslexia and they like brushed him off and made him seem like some stupid nigga and he actually taught me A LOT OF REALLY USEFUL STUFF and is like a true fucking hustler and always gets shit done. Just don’t like dismiss people’s ideas and stuff cause they can’t spell or whatever you might miss out on something important. 

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

freshprinceofbeleriand:

IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND IM full of existential fear

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

revengeance:

neW 3DS HAS AUTO BRIGHTNESS, SECOND ANALOG, FASTER INTERNET, mAKES YOU BREAKFAST AND SUCKS YOUR DICK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT FOR BUYING OUR SHIT EARLY

hot4triangle:

kyrianne:

thatemilyperson:

kyrianne:

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

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I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes